the uprising
starts here.
Obeying a bathroom ritual for 133 years made us dirty, wasteful, and unaware. That ends now.
Truth Bombs: The Proof
THE OBEDIENCE
HABIT
Americans accept wiping with paper as enough, without questioning.*
HYGIENE
Wipe‑only routines leave more residue than those who use water.*
WASTE
Constant consumable rolls, trees down, cost up*
THE SOLUTION:
THE CLEAN A** REVOLUTION™
The answer isn’t a product.
It’s a revolt.
Americans don’t need better paper.
We need a better standard of clean.
The Clean A** Revolution is the movement that ends the blind wiping reflex and replaces it with water-first sanity.
Join the uprising.
Change the habit.
Rewrite what “clean” means.
This is how the Clean A** Revolution begins.
Changing Individual Americans Bathroom Habits
This unapologetic, three-step psychological roadmap guides every individual from the outdated reflex of dry wiping to the effortless, automatic Clean A** Revolution standard, leveraging proven neurological science to ensure the behavior is permanent.
This is how we become wildly clean humans.
The Personal Roadmap: ASPIRE, ADOPT, AUTOMATE
STEP 1
ASPIRE to a Higher Standard. Stop accepting inadequacy. Demand the superior hygienic standard that medical experts confirm is fundamentally cleaner than rubbing with dry paper. This commitment is the necessary first step to Aspire to an ethical standard that drastically cuts paper waste and cost.
STEP 2
ADOPT the Revolution Now. Eliminate every excuse: maximize your Ability with low-cost, minimal-tool attachments that require zero renovation. Adopt the clean standard immediately without the complexity barrier.
Note: Drying is the last challenge. Until our fast-dry tech drops, use bamboo or plant-based paper for any minimal drying you still need.
STEP 3
AUTOMATE Your Clean Standard. The bidet's physical Prompt interrupts your old reflex, and the powerful "shower-fresh" sensation is the immediate Reward. This self-sustaining loop instantly Autmoate the new routine, making dry paper obsolete forever.
Live Wildly Clean
The Clean A** Revolution Blueprint
Systemic Change: Making Superior Clean the New Norm
Changing a nation’s habits requires a systemic push. The Clean Revolution Blueprint is our aggressive strategy to shatter old taboos and accelerate market adoption by pursuing essential policy and code changes. This systemic shift is driven by three Cultural Infrastructure Prongs that will permanently establish the superior water-based clean as the irreversible sanitary norm.
CODE
Mandating bidet outlets in building codes to eliminate the biggest installation barrier.
Cash
Securing tax rebates and subsidies, treating bidets as essential water-saving appliances.
culture
Shifting public perception to recognize water-based hygiene as the superior, modern standard.
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Our Declaration of War on the Wipe Reflex
What we refuse, why it matters, and the clean future we claim next.
Declare Your Allegiance
No fence-sitters. This is your line in the sand. Pick your squad and pledge your rebellion.
Revolutionaries
Step into the war room. Shape the mission, lead rebel ops, and help screw the status quo. You're not joining the fight, you're steering it.
Insiders
Get the goods before the herd. Early access, secret drops, and behind-the-scenes intel, straight to your bunker.
Test it. Break it. Make it better. You're the front line. Your feedback fuels the fire that burns the old world down.
Beta Force
Why a Movement
The bathroom is the one place almost everyone moves through without thinking.
Routines formed there run on instinct, shaped by habit more than intention.
Generations have repeated the same motions without ever questioning where they came from.
This movement exists to wake people up.
It raises the standard for what we expect from ourselves and the world around us.
A movement creates a shift that one person alone cannot create.
It brings people together who want a cleaner, smarter, more honest future.
It turns awareness into action and action into momentum that will not fade.