Where current bidets fail: drying takes too long. We’re engineering the solution.

Beta Force: buckle up.

We’re still early in the build, but there’s one thing you should know right now, long before a finished model exists:

The rinse works. The dry is a problem.

Drying is the step no current method has solved well enough for Americans to actually adopt.

Non-electric bidets offer no drying option at all, which makes toilet paper an automatic part of the routine. Electric models often include a dryer, but the standard cycle typically takes 3–5 minutes.*

Americans aren’t waiting around. They skip the dry cycle, pat dry with toilet paper, and move on with their day.

Real users say the same thing everywhere: “the air dryer takes way too long,” “I tried it once and it took forever,” and “I’m not waiting for warm air, I just pat dry and go.”

Here’s the kicker: even many industry user manuals tell users to expect to pat dry with toilet paper.*

Different products, same ending:

Americans still use toilet paper—the very thing the bidet was designed to replace.

Why Drying Matters More Than People Think

Most Americans are perfectly comfortable pat-drying with toilet paper. It’s fast, it’s familiar, and they feel “good enough” about using less.

The real barrier: When drying takes too long, people instantly revert to the old habit.

Not because they love TP. But because it’s the simplest, quickest way to feel done.

That tiny moment, the last few seconds of the routine, is where the habit change falls apart. When the drying step doesn’t support the new reflex, the old reflex wins.

To change the routine permanently, complete drying has to be quick, reliable, and built into the flow—not something people skip. No toilet paper needed.

What We’re Doing About It

Once I mapped out the problem, the truth was obvious: Drying isn’t a “feature gap.” It’s an engineering gap.

If the goal is a truly modern, paperless experience, drying is the problem to solve.

So instead of accepting the 3–5 minute warm-air standard, I went after a new approach—one capable of drying a freshly rinsed bottom fast.

When I found the technology, I filed the provisional patent and began the build.

This is the part of the routine no one has fixed. So we’re fixing it.

What This Means for Beta Force

You’ll be the first to understand the tech. The first with early access when the time comes. And the first to put our solution through real-world testing.

But before we reach that point, we need your eyes, your experience, and your honest reactions to the methods you’re using today. Those insights shape what we build long before a prototype exists.

Stay alert for your first testing assignment.

Stay Wild. Stay Clean.


*Statements regarding microbiology, skin health, environmental impact, plumbing constraints, and behavioral science are supported by primary research and substantiated facts. Read our Truth Bombs page for full citations and sources.

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