The Clean A** Dispatch
The Culture of Friction: How Tradition Kept America Dry-Wiping
America prides itself on being clean, yet somehow decided the dirtiest part of the body deserves nothing more than a dry, medieval piece of paper. The Dry-Wipe Dogma wasn’t a choice—it was a century-long smear campaign built on plumbing quirks, marketing genius, and wartime shame. Water didn’t lose because it was inferior. It lost because America got embarrassed.
The Great Smear Campaign: How Dry-Wipe Dogma Got So Deep in Our Heads
We launched the Clean A** Revolution to challenge America’s most stubborn bathroom habit: dry wiping. This psychology-backed rebellion rewires the hygiene reflex through Aspire → Adopt → Automate.
The Drying Problem We’re Solving Next
We launched the Clean A** Revolution to challenge America’s most stubborn bathroom habit: dry wiping. This psychology-backed rebellion rewires the hygiene reflex through Aspire → Adopt → Automate.
Launched: we’re Coming for America’s Most Stubborn Habit
We launched the Clean A** Revolution to challenge America’s most stubborn bathroom habit: dry wiping. This psychology-backed rebellion rewires the hygiene reflex through Aspire → Adopt → Automate.