For generations, “clean” after using the toilet has been judged by appearance alone. When hygiene becomes a standard, clarity replaces guesswork.

From the earliest days of humanity, water has been used to care for and clean the human body. Across cultures and climates, it remains the most reliable way to clean because it works with the body rather than against it.

Without standards, hygiene remains subjective. With standards, it becomes measurable. This piece outlines why modern hygiene requires discipline, how compliance is evaluated, and why defining completion comes before solutions.

The Modern Hygiene Standards (v1.0) are published below in full. This document defines baseline requirements for personal hygiene systems, environments, and routines in contemporary living settings.

America didn’t choose toilet paper. We inherited it. A sharp, cultural look at how privacy, habit, and inertia turned dry wiping into an unquestioned national ritual—and why that’s finally changing.

Bidets aren’t weird—wiping is. Learn what a bidet actually is, the different types available, and why more people are rethinking dry toilet paper alone.

Toilet paper seems harmless… until you pull back the curtain.
A range of published industry studies show that conventional tissue production can be pretty resource-intensive — from substantial forest inputs to notable water use and energy-heavy manufacturing steps.

This Dispatch breaks down the patterns most often highlighted in that research and maps where environmental impacts frequently concentrate. And yes — alternative fibers like bamboo may ease the pressure on virgin wood when the growing, pulping, and transport conditions line up.

Zoom out with us. The plot thickens fast.

America prides itself on being clean, yet somehow decided the dirtiest part of the body deserves nothing more than a dry, medieval piece of paper. The Dry-Wipe Dogma wasn’t a choice—it was a century-long smear campaign built on plumbing quirks, marketing genius, and wartime shame. Water didn’t lose because it was inferior. It lost because America got embarrassed.

We launched the Clean A** Revolution to challenge America’s most stubborn bathroom habit: dry wiping. This psychology-backed rebellion rewires the hygiene reflex through Aspire → Adopt → Automate.

We launched the Clean A** Revolution to challenge America’s most stubborn bathroom habit: dry wiping. This psychology-backed rebellion rewires the hygiene reflex through Aspire → Adopt → Automate.

We launched the Clean A** Revolution to challenge America’s most stubborn bathroom habit: dry wiping. This psychology-backed rebellion rewires the hygiene reflex through Aspire → Adopt → Automate.